Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Draw a circle and tell her to sit in the corner
A. Draw a circle and tell her to sit in the corner
Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. When do you know you are in love?
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A: Napoleon bone-apart. Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3. Did you hear about the American who got in big trouble after he dismembered a grizzly?
He misunderstood the 2nd amendment when it said he was entitled to bear arms. Q. How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine..." Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks |
